April 2012
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Anonymous asked: when a girl deep-throats so good she pukes on your dick
The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I...
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smokinweedonthedaily:
markslurpee:
why can’t someone just make out with me
feel your pain
*sigh
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chew-b4cca:
newfoundgl0ryhole:
dick-lips:
I couldn’t help but laugh so hard
love so much
omg
When will Mythbusters ever visit a church...????
tylerleaaa:
lesson666learned:
hockey-teeth:
It’s a joke folk’s….Save the hate mail.
Lol
I approve this message ahaha(x
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inthedopeshow666:
So, a pirate walks into a bar. Looks like the quintessential pirate — peg leg, hook on one hand, eye patch, the whole nine yards. In addition to all this, he’s got a steering wheel hanging from the fly of his pants. He walks up to the bar, and orders a whiskey. The bartender pours the pirate a glass, and says to him “I don’t want to offend, but I thought you should know —...
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fearthenoob:
S/o to all my buds chillin’ on the internet on a Saturday night.